A masterpiece of translations

"Love sold for money..."
A poor man loved a rich girl, and one day he told her about it. The girl
answered him:
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Listen to me carefully! Your monthly salary is less than my daily expenses. 
Do you still think you can subdue me? I will never love you, so forget me and find
a girl equal to you!
But for some reason, the guy could not forget the girl easily.
10 years have passed.
One day they came face-to-face in a mall. The girl recognized him and said:
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Hey you! How are you? I got married. Do you know how much my 
husband’s salary is? 200 thousand dollars per month! Can you imagine? He is also 
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very intelligent.
The young man was very offended after hearing these words. At that
moment, the girl's husband came and saw the young man; his face lit up.
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Hello sir! Were you here, sir? This is my woman...
After going out, the husband started to tell the girl about the boy:
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I work for this gentleman, as I told you. The gentleman now earns $2 million
per month, but once, the girl he loved rejected him because of his poverty. That is 
why he is not married yet. Where else can you find such strong love? She doesn't 
know how lucky she is, does she?' Tears flowed from the eyes of the woman who 
heard these words.
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True love
A boy is flying at high speed on a motorcycle.
Girl:
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Please, I'm afraid, stop!
Boy:
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No, it's very interesting.
Girl:
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I don't see the interesting side. Please slow down!
Boy:
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Tell me, do you love me?
Girl:
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